"I met Helen Mirren and told her that the first R-rated movie my dad took me to was Excalibur, and she was like, “Did you enjoy my breasts?” I was like, “Yes, yes I did.” She is amazing."— Patton Oswalt

jack. 21. england. film and tv graduate.

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This is Manhattan real estate. There are no rules. Like check in at an Italian sex party. I mean, do you know how long I’ve been waiting for the lady next door to finally join her husband in hell?

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