"I met Helen Mirren and told her that the first R-rated movie my dad took me to was Excalibur, and she was like, “Did you enjoy my breasts?” I was like, “Yes, yes I did.” She is amazing."— Patton Oswalt

jack. 21. england. film and tv graduate.

Visit my film website

This is Manhattan real estate. There are no rules. Like check in at an Italian sex party. I mean, do you know how long I’ve been waiting for the lady next door to finally join her husband in hell?

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