"I met Helen Mirren and told her that the first R-rated movie my dad took me to was Excalibur, and she was like, “Did you enjoy my breasts?” I was like, “Yes, yes I did.” She is amazing."— Patton Oswalt
"I never thought I’d be doing what I am doing at 25. I feel happy. I’m taking more risks, whether work or with myself. It’s an ‘If not now then when’ vibe and I am definitely trying to be more of a yes person. Because yes is so much more fun than no!"
"I was 12 going on 13 the first time I saw a dead human being. It happened in the summer of 1959-a long time ago, but only if you measure in terms of years. I was living in a small town in Oregon called Castle Rock. There were only twelve hundred and eighty-one people. But to me, it was the whole world.”